The Daily Sketch: HELP! A SERPENT!!! SERPENT!!!

Remember that pesky bird in Walt Disney's Alice In Wonderland? Only this time, it's not a large Alice (Have you ever seen an Alice?) this is a real serpent, well real as in made by me. This particular serpent can be found in bodies of water in the Uintah Basin, like Green River, Flaming Gorge, and Starvation Reservoir, at least in my make-believe world, that's where they are found. I suppose that when late fall approaches they meander to the Colorado River and swim to southern Arizona for the winter. They keep on the lookout for bears that steal hikers/camper's food. Remember, a fed bear, is a dead bear.  The bears are high in protein, and help these beasts swim longer, and keep them on dry land for prolonged period, in necessary....yeah. I could go on forever about this.......